slapstick years

we define year 2002-2003 as slapstick years

Timeline

in slapstick years, we were in raffles j-walker college. we had potato head as our civis tutor and a bunch of nerds and jerks as our classmates who will be singapore's future life saviours. these future docs include, our bio rep jasper who finished every lab faster than any other (why? we let the reader figure out) n once bought a bag of potatoes for a bio expt.

dickson chau who acted cool and for a specific period in slapstick year, pretended to be eminem chau. and who still owed jude some considerable bucks ( how much? forgot)

yee yucai whom jady particularly despised, who was aka oily yee, who likes to sing oldie chinese songs only JJ's parents know of

dehan and kianleong, ruggers r gonna rock the medical world!

raffles player lady madonnas, xingning and amanda, why they suddenly want to be doctors are the second biggest mystery after the UFO or the egyptian pyramid.

i shouldn't be mean but i wish they grow to be good docs.why won't xingning be actress and amanda be singer. maybe we're all dreamers.

esther sama, good luck there! full support.

xinhui, it must b family tradition. debate lady going med(mad).



early orientation phase
jady had a crush on wu.
jady stayed all night for orientation night just to see wu again.
jady shut us up whenever we wu-ed.
NB: jude hadn't found any crush yet.


we had leong *** has our chem tutor. he later went on further pursuit of chem Ph.D in NUS. he's actually nice but he's constantly mad at our poor performance. once he set a quiz and one question reads 'state your tutor's full name _______' later we had ms tang linlin, who beamed wide smiles at leong ** when she was still in apprenticeship (or is it jude's illusion, or maybe it's just her mouth'), who also set a quize and one question reads ' state the lady's name in the photocopying shop ______'. Jianyang put 'madame 复印'.

we had the most lethal weapon in RJ as our maths tutor- Mrs Kwan, an iron lady who can be summarised as follows, 'volunteers to the board', 'radio off', 'tutorials out', big build, steely eyes, still, our favourite, esp. Jady's

potato head had always been around, say no more ' let's take a 5min break', i love her home-made jellies, and malaysia produced cookies. once she bought a bowl of colourful jellies to the class, red/green/yellow/blue/green(did jady pick green?), after everything was emptied into our bowels, wat was left in the container was BLACK fluid, guys in our class said 'yaks'

who taught us physics, xiaocui's heartthrob, geez, stick, i can't even remember his name. his lessons soporific, his words monotonous, his face too blurry. 'his eyes so 温柔像大黄狗'- last comment by xiaocui. later we had that chubby 李达良, who went from RV-Hwa Chong-London Univ-RJ. who looked smart, whom the locals joked about, spreading rumours that we liked him. who was track and field's teacher in charge- a too sensitive fact luo chan just can't get over.

in the middle of slapstick yearI.
Jady was in charge of library catalogue?.
Jude was slave of P&P, working under esther sama.

end of slapstick yearI,
Jady was in chem O training.
Jude was in bio O, coz she was kicked out from chem O.
Jady later got a silver, Jude got a merit. everyone happy and crappy as ever.


Slapstick Year II
J&J lived in 懒人之家. starting a great year
Wu hao was our neighbour, she called us 南蛮子。
Gang was our next next door neighbour. we went for dinners together.


Tang linlin was now in full charge of SO3K.
She was great at recognizing faces- 'yuxuan, could you answer this question please' Tang beamed megawatts smile at poor gang jiana, who, despite enormous humiliation, answered the question in obedience. While listening to 'yuxuan's answers, Tang was writing on the borad and after 'yuxuan' was done, Tang turned around, smiled and said 'thank you!', to jady.(this's the version i heard, stick,
if it's wrong , correct me all you wish) but this much is true. Tang came into class, excited, announcing 'class, don't you think jianan, yingyue, cuiwei they look alike?'



Jady's b-day-Feb
we had a hamster pet called 朵朵 who looked like a hyperactive cockroach (except the colour) hamster later died, hopefully peacefully.

Jude's b-day-April
Jady n esther plotted a scheme unbenoticed, Jude was given 8 tropical fishes, colourful. died very soonish due to horrible lack of care n experience


to be continued...