portrait of stick

some idiosyncratic words to portray this mad lady:

backwood hermit who enjoys reading tons of books and don't want to bother with social activities such as hanging out or joining girl discussions. Infected by lunacy, she likes to scratch, bite, drag, kiss(although nobody likes it), pinch (and the list goes on n on...)people, people whom she deems chubby/childlike or total strangers. And luckily I'm spared out of the above listed category but that didn't stop her from going out of her way on some rare occasions and strangling/pinching me nonetheless just on pure impulse... And her greatest dream of all time is to plant and nurture her own vege/fruit/flower garden, supposedly set in a nice and quiet country side where virtually nobody lives and thus forgotten and listed out of our definition of 'civilisation'. While such place might indeed exist, one out of a thousand chances, there's one peculiar requirement which's close to impossible: She wants a neighbour who's also a backwood hermit/ who must read, and read broadly and with thirst/ must not plant vege/ must rear cows and chickens alike so as to enable a mini-scale neighbourhood daily trading I'm not done yet, oops sorry, she's not done yet- let's go back to her unlikely neighbour, who must also be quite funny but not noisy/ better be equipped with internet access namely chat/music downloads/games etc. And now you start to wonder whether this never
land hermit life's indeed as what it seems, wouldn't it be a modern paradise on earth?

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作者：Stickyjady

hahaha pal i read it in your carpediem diary and now when i read it again i still can't help laughing out aloud~~i believe in the end the biggest share of my loving pinches went to es sama, and my kisses to all soft toys available, esp those newly bought (mostly as Bday presents) ones..*still dunno* why you guys (i mean gals) kicked up such big fusses about losing new huggies (hopefully not new hubbies')' first kisses to jady sama! hahaha..jokes aside, i must add that it's more accurate to say my "greatest dreamS of all
time" for i have a great many, all in parallel, on top of my dream list .like, becoming a Buddhist nun, or an American Indian, or an Eskimo, or a farmer in some obscure fold of the Alps, or the Himalayas (Shangri-La would be perfect, if it's still around. if it's ever around.), or live anywhere in Italy, or Argentina...shall pause here, or it's gonna be longer than the portrait itself . i am bad at drawing portraits, so please expect a disfigured, distorted, dismembered, badly colored Slap if i ever come up with one.. heeheehee.. or maybe you wanna put up a self-portrait and i'll faithfullly doodle on it..? good idea?