sighs zhu, i realize there are technical problems in having more than one shoutbox on one page, so this newly constructed shoutbox only made a fleeting guest appearance on uku before been taken down and transferred here...with my fully knowledge that there's a resident (but much disused) shoutbox here too. Never mind that first, I don't see a great flurry of posts gushing into ss anytime soon, so let's just ping pong lyrics here.
This is too hilarious and fun, have to keep a copy.
Ten Gay Icons as chosen by Rufus Wainwright
Sunday November 12, 2006
The Observer
Judy is not a gay icon at all. She is somewhere far beyond that. She is a gay beacon. A gay saint. She has led the way through the darkness for some 50 years. Whether it's the Wizard of Oz or the Judy at Carnegie Hall LP - these are brilliant touchstones for the gay experience. A kind of communion takes place between a gay listener and Judy. And of course there is the drink and drugs counter-story, which is very gay for one reason or another.
In the postwar years in Western culture, it has become somehow socially acceptable to be drunk and stoned. There is such a gay fascination to that story. Gay people understand a party, that's for sure!There is no level on which Judy Garland doesn't connect with gay men. She married one, for chrissakes!
2. Stevie Nicks
Certain intellectual gay men obsess over Stevie. She is a dinner party conversation in herself, served up as a kind of hors d'oeuvre before a conversation about the Pre-Raphaelites, or something. She separates interesting homosexuals from uninteresting ones.
3. Dusty Springfield
Blessed with great artistry, she never let her lesbianism get in the way of it. Because she wasn't open about it, she gave herself the right to enjoy being a lesbian in private. It didn't diminish her. In the end, cancer claimed her; there's an iconic price for an iconic life.
4. Madonna
There's a dark force at work here - she subverts everything for her own gain. I went to see her London show and it was all so dour and humourless. She surpasses even Joan Crawford in terms of megalomania. Which makes her a kind of dark gay icon in itself.
5. Kylie Minogue
I love Kylie, she's the anti-Madonna. Self-knowledge is a truly beautiful thing and Kylie knows herself inside out. She is what she is and there is no attempt to make quasi-intellectual statements to substantiate it. She is the gay shorthand for joy.
6. Morrissey
Whether he's gay or not, he is the gay Elvis. He is among the greatest entertainers of our time. The banter, the dancing, the stage-craft, it all conspires and you know exactly what Morrissey is. He is heroic. He is a total package, like Dean Martin or Prince.
7. Barbra Streisand
Ugh, Barbra! You've got to hand it to her. She got everything she ever damn wanted and she does manage to maintain her insanity on such a highclass level. I respect her deeply. She's not as sinister as Madonna and she gives us some hope.
8. Pink
She's slightly left-of-centre in this deeply conservative pop world. She's not it, but you'd have more of a chance of finding it by using her as a conduit than you would if you used Britney Spears. You know, Pink is what I would call a 'gateway drug'.
9. Prince
It feels weird talking about Prince as a gay icon now but you have to applaud a black man in the American record industry who could be so playful with androgyny. Justin Timberlake wouldn't do that. He is a marine dressed as a pop star.
10. Kate Bush
She is the older sister that every gay man wants. She connects so well with a gay audience because she is so removed from the real world. She is one of the only artists who makes it appear better to be on the outside than on the inside.
some highly irreverant stuff that managed to make me choke on laughters a dozen times...
虽然工作是枯燥的，赚钱是辛苦的，但理想却是远大的。
等咱有了钱，喝豆浆吃油条，妈的想蘸白糖蘸白糖，想蘸红糖蘸红糖。豆浆买两碗，喝一碗，倒一碗！
等咱有了钱，吃包子和白粥，妈的想蘸醋就蘸醋，想蘸酱油蘸酱油，包子买俩儿， 吃一个，扔一个！
等咱有了钱'先买内裤和袜子'想买白的买白的'想买黑的买黑的'袜子我一次买两双，穿一双垫一双.
等咱有了钱'先养两孩子'想生男的的生男的'想生女的生女的'男孩子我一次生两个，抱一个牵一个.
等咱有了钱，先买一电脑，想装XP装XP，想装NT装NT，XP一次装两个版本，用一个留一个
虽然工作是枯燥的，赚钱是辛苦的，但理想却是远大的。
等咱有了钱，上酒店去叫鸡，妈的想要本地鸡叫本地鸡，想要外国鸡叫外国鸡，嫖一个，退一个！
等咱有了钱，喝老酒抽香烟，妈的想喝红酒喝红酒，想喝白酒喝白酒。香烟点两根，抽一根，烧一根。！
虽然工作是枯燥的，赚钱是辛苦的，但理想却是远大的。
等咱有了权，当主席当书记，想收台湾收台湾，想打日本打日本。政党建九个，用一个，供八个！
等咱有了钱，喝矿泉水吃臭豆腐，妈的想放麻酱放麻酱，想吃香油放香油。矿泉水买两瓶，喝一瓶，洗手一瓶！
等咱有了钱，喝啤酒吃烧烤，妈的想烤荤的就烤荤的，想喝贵的就喝贵的。啤酒买两瓶，喝一瓶，再喝一瓶！
等咱有了老婆，想打就打，想骂就骂，包二奶就找2个，放家里一个，放单位一个。
等咱有了小车，想违章就违章，想轧警察就轧警察，冲灯就冲两次，红的冲一次，绿的冲一次！
等咱有了钱。想上欧洲就上欧洲，想去美洲久去美洲，一次包两架飞机，一架座机，一架护航。
等咱有了钱，吃冰棍儿啃冰胡儿， 想吃红果儿吃红果儿，想吃奶油吃奶油。冰棍儿一次买俩根，吃一根，唆一根。
等咱有了钱，去中关村买光盘，妈的想买正版买正版，想买盗版买盗版，每样儿买两张， “快进”看一张，“快退”看一张！
虽然工作是枯燥的，赚钱是辛苦的，但理想却是远大的。
等咱有了钱，去燕莎买丝巾，妈的想买红的买红的，想买绿的买绿的，一次买两条，脖上系一条，腰上系一条！
等咱有了钱，去照艺术照，妈的想照成人样照成人样，想照成鬼样照成鬼样，一次照两套，穿衣服一套，不穿衣服一套。
等咱有了钱，买高档汽车，妈的想买奔驰买奔驰，想买宝马买宝马，一次买两辆，前面开一辆，后面拖一辆！
等咱有了钱，买高级别墅，妈的想买城里买城里，想买郊区买郊区，一次买两栋，我住一栋，养猪一栋！
等咱有了钱，天天去按摩，妈的想按腿按腿，想按腰按腰，一次雇俩按摩师，一个按摩，一个旁观！
等咱有了钱，就不怕得病，妈的想得爱滋得爱滋，想得非典得非典，传经理一个，传版主一个！
等咱有了钱，坐驴车都坐头等舱，妈的想坐驴头坐驴头，想坐驴屁股就坐驴屁股。车票买两张。去一张，回来一张
等咱有了钱，猛锻炼身体，妈的想跑步就跑步，想练肌肉就练肌肉。肌肉长两块。吸引女生一块，扔给母狗一块。
等咱有了钱，每季都去香港逛街，妈的想买Kenneth Cole就买Kenneth Cole，想买victoria secret就买victoria secret。内裤买两条，下边穿一条，头上套一条。
等咱有了钱，没事就出去赶集。妈的想去欧洲去欧洲，想去马尔代夫去马尔代夫。一个地方住两天。享受taxi的皮座一天，见识酒店的被子一天。
等咱有了钱，使劲装修俺的公馆。妈的想装投影仪装投影仪，想装冷气装冷气。电影一看看两个，英国话一部，放狗屁一部。
等咱有了钱，家里不用墙纸用墙布。妈的想贴墙上贴墙上，想糊马桶糊马桶。墙布买两吨。铺房子一吨，擦屁股一吨。
啥叫生活？一句话，赚钱，旅游，购物，健身，享受。生命要质量高。否则白过。
咱这高品位生活水准，羡慕死你们！哈哈！
（一）柯南终于打败黑暗组织并找到恢复身体的方法，与小兰共结连理。后来两人有了爱情的结晶——一个男孩，取名为工藤柯南……
（二）柯南终于打败黑暗组织并找到恢复身体的方法，但小哀在与黑暗组织的决战中为掩护新一不幸被琴酒枪杀。新一与小兰共结连理，后来两人有了爱情的结晶——一个女孩，取名为工藤志保……
（三）柯南终于打败黑暗组织并找到恢复身体的方法，但毛利小五郎在与黑暗组织的决战中壮烈牺牲。新一继承了毛利侦探事务所，与小兰共结连理并改名为毛利新一，后来与小兰有了爱情的结晶——一个女孩，取名为毛利洋子……
（四）小兰知道了柯南的真实身份后恼羞成怒，用空手道修理柯南，结果用力过猛酿成无法挽回的悲剧……
（五）柯南终于打败黑暗组织并找到恢复身体的方法，但在新一向小兰告白前夕，小兰遭遇车祸……
（六）在与黑暗组织的决战中，小兰不幸……，志保和新一远走高飞……
（七）全体被黑暗组织抓住后乱枪扫射……
（八）全体被黑暗组织抓住后捆住手脚丢到海里喂鲨鱼……
（九）柯南在与黑暗组织的决战中和琴酒同归于尽……
（十）打败黑暗组织后，柯南没能变回来，向小兰表白身份后，两人移居美国治疗柯南的侏儒症……
（十一）柯南终于打败黑暗组织并找到恢复身体的方法，但小哀因嫉妒用APTX4869给小兰投毒，并毁掉了解药逃走，新一只好服下最后一颗APTX4869，又变回了柯南……
（十二）柯南终于打败黑暗组织，但却无法再恢复成工藤新一，向小兰说明一切后，两人洒泪分手……几天之后柯南的班上转来一个很可爱的小女孩，柯南看到她时一下子惊呆了（你知道是谁了吧）。女孩微笑着对柯南说：“我会永远和你在一起，你再也赖不掉了！”若干年之后在夏威夷的海滩上出现了一对年轻的情侣……
